Midget sex pt 2 tonight
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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