I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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