And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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