I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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