I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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