my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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