Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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