i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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