Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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