yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I don't deserve a penis
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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