Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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