I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The power of my boobs compel you
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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