Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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