Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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