need another drink. this is the easiest way
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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