she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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