U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just tell him i said nine months
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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