we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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