It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
