is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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