no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Are we still banned from the library?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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