you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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