He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
