Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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