the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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