Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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