1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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