I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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