I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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