You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
worst night to have a conscience
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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