i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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