Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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