return my video game
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
