I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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