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• (415): View more from California

  mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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• (972): View more from Texas

  they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade

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• (714): View more from California

  Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches

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• (914): View more from New York

  They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude

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