If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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