Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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