I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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