I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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