exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
