Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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