I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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