We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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