only if we run a train.
done.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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