are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My vagina is officially offended.
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