I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy