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• (214): View more from Texas

  Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text

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  I know you're alive

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.

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• (310): View more from California

  someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  hes a good boy he deserves a good blow

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility

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• (714): View more from California

  I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you

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