was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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