i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
operation harelip BJ is a go
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
