The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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