oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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