i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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