You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
