stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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