how can u be prego again
another moral hangover. fuck.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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