Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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