I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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