i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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