Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Two words: blizzard sex
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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