True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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